An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, :“I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said : “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied : “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said : “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
